"Watch yer step, shem! You don’t know how many Dalish arrows are trained you right now!
1) It’s less than 15 arrows, because that’s how many people are in your camp
2) I don’t want to learn how to make gifs, that would be dangerous for everyone, especially if it turns out i can turn all the terrible pop music I listen into a re-tumblr-able format
3) I would have to record my own voice exaggerating those lines because REALLY
4) The playthrough i loaded up to listen to him just now was the one I misguidedly started to do a reaver warrior Hawke and what even is that
5) I don’t even know
Oh god please tell me not to play dragon age 2 again just to find that elf with the northern irish accent, because i would need to learn how to make gifs to record it visually and then write a hundred million words about how he’s from like Llomerryn or something and that’s how they all talk there, like they’re all about to either kneecap you or sell you fake cigarettes.